thegodthief:

me: *summons a demon*

demon: FOR WHAT PURPOSE DID YOU SUMMON THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE VOKULE?

me: girls night?

demon: OH FUCK YEAH GIRLS NIGHT!

tuxedosaiyan:

wild-saber1337:

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I’m not sorry for having you know this exists XD

chaoticnutcase:

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

morbidlyqueerious:

darthlenaplant:

blinddarkness:

rlmjob:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

Like this?

actually what the christ

bettalbimarginata:

nat-20s:

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

beachduck:

nearlynova:

johnwickofficial:

ruinedchildhood:

I finally found it! You can get the shirt HERE

i want thiiiiisssss

Every child in music class should be gifted this once they’ve mastered this song we all seemingly had to learn.

butyoutoldmeiwasfunny:

vnusplanetoflove:

I hate being asked what my goal in life is…. like.. idk…?? I want to have my own kitchen… and I want to know every poem by heart… and uhh.. I want to be kissed in the rain … etc etc .. my heart is very little and I dont want it to break

harlequinchaos:

aropride:

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

dimension20stuff:

goasil:

beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me

csny:

“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP